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March 08, 2007

Viper's Delight

Have you ever been over a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good?  No, for real though...let's cut to the chase. 

Ever had to interact socially with a blatantly insincere person who thrives on being disagreeable on a consistent basis?  You know, that person who walks around looking like she just smelled baby poop, and the scent came from your direction?  But, let that heffer be in the presence of her boss, or a senior member of her social set and she's sweeter than peaches and cream with a phony sugary sweet accent to top off the charade.   

Every month my girlfriend tells me about the evil, tactless and disrespectful things that spew from this viper's mouth.  My girl usually manages to avoid being around the tactless wonder, but occasionally she cannot escape the negative vibes and vapid conversation.  What mystifies the majority of her club members is the air of superiority and self satisfaction that the viper seems to delight in after tongue lashing or speaking in condescending tones to her one of her unlucky "sisters."

Can this poor woman be saved from the evil within?  Should she be reprimanded for her unsportswoman-like behavior in this game called life?  Should someone hand her a mirror and an audio tape so she can recognize how ugly her behavior is?  Or should we all just go on about our business and ignore the crazy lady begging for an attitude transplant?  Whatcha think?

Smooches,

Karmas A. Beach

Comments

Sounds like only an exorcist can rid Miss Unpleasant of her evil ways. Watch out for those headspinning moments!

Ugly is as ugly does. Sounds like this grown woman is acting the only way she knows how--UGLY! Stay out of her way and keep on steppin.' Life is too short to tangle with people who aren't worth your time.

Why can't we all just get along?

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