Ok, ladies. We have heard all about your drama. It’s time for some words from the stronger sex. With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, one of my boys needs to tighten up his game. On paper, he has it all—well educated, successful, fun-loving and adored by many. However, in person, this brother takes James Brown’s call to “Make it funky, now!” a little too serious. The hand tailored Italian suits cannot disguise the fact that his breath is kickin’ like Tae Bo! And brotherman did not just finish an onion burger—he could have just had a chaser of mouthwash, but it’s no match for the Dragon.
Do I tell Lover Boy that Altoids are NOT doing the job? How can I spare the air and his feelings? Help a brother out.
Truly,
Sir Nose De Void of Funk
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